Giant has just released their newest offering for 2009 and it's even more technologically advanced than this. Even the most savvy of bicycle enthusiast will have a hard time wrapping their head around this one. The bicycle industry will never be the same from this day forward. What makes it so mind boggling is the fact that there is no advanced composite technology, there is no cutting edge Maestro suspension technology, and it doesn't even run on Hybrid technology. It's the all new 2009 Giant Metal Belt Buckle. Simply mount the buckle to a leather belt, run it through the belt loops on your pants, run the belt through the opening on the buckle, adjust tension, snap buckle into hole on belt, and voila! It will hold your pants up no matter how rigorous the activity. But the technology doesn't stop there! It also includes a laser cut, bottle opener. If you're in a pinch to quench your thirst with a fine frothy beverage, the Giant Belt Buckle has got you covered! Simply insert the top of your favorite beverage into the opening device at a 45 degree angle, making sure to get the bottle cap behind the upper lip of the opening mechanism. Now with you hand around the base of the bottle, apply downward force at a moderate speed and bam...You just saved yourself from the deadly clutches of dehydration. Unfortunately, Giant produced a very small batch of this example of high quality craftsmanship, so you gotta know someone who knows someone to even have a chance of owning one. Fortunately, I know people...
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