3.02.2010
The Race That Almost Wasn't
We had 15 people brave the elements and race through the dark, twisty trail. Riders were started in 30 second intervals and somehow I got thrown into the mix. Everyone took off and I was last to start in the first group of riders. 3...2...1...Go! And at that point I was still trying to clip in. I honestly think I was about 50 yards down the trail before I finally heard that positive click. Must of been the pressure of such an awe-inspiring event (insert sarcasm here)! So now I'm racing and almost immediately I have to take it down a notch as my legs were on fire. Nothing like starting from dead cold and pedaling your brains out! I finally started to get into a groove and by that time I was almost done with the loop. So part of the course took you straight up the middle of the stairs. As in straight up the middle, not off to the side where it's smooth. As I was approaching I was trying to figure out the whole cyclocross dismount in my head. I knew running the stairs would be the fastest option, but it required a good bit of timing to execute properly. As I struggled mentally with my options, here comes the stairs. I scrapped the cross technique and rode right up the middle. As I made the climb I quickly realized it was a bad decision, but pride got in the way of things. Somehow I made it to the top of the stairs, made the turn, and flew smoothly into the finish. After crossing the finish line I thought to myself, that was really hard. Then right after that I thought, that was really fun!
After my race I got to hang out by the fire with everyone, roast some marshmallows, and yell at the other riders through the MegaHorn...Setting off the siren mode for good measure. We tried to get some pics to document the evening, but unfortunately my batteries died after a few snaps. We'll have fresh ones for the upcoming TT. It was really cool to see riders of every skill level on the trail, even some that had never ridden at night. Everyone had a blast, even those that took some wrong turns straight into disqualification (Dan & Robin, you'll have a second chance this week). While finishing position was important, I'm sure after it was all said and done, no one really cared. We were on our bikes, in the dark, freezing cold, blasting through the woods. Now that sounds like a good time to me.
This race wouldn't have happened without some help. So thanks to Dustin G, John, Julie, and Troy for clearing the trail after the snow. And thanks to everyone who showed up to race. Give yourself a pat on the back! We've got the final TT this Thursday so don't miss the action!
1.16.2010
9.08.2009
Canal Crown Race 4 - Grand Finale

John Pilcher, Canal Crown Tree Massacre!
The Sport class is always a good race and this time it was no different. Brian Williams kept doing what he does and landed the 3 spot. He just barely knocked Jimmy C off the podium. Speaking of Jimmy C, I'm pretty sure there's nothing left of the stairs as he completely crushed them on the climb. I swear there were chunks of wood flying off his back tire. What made this race really unique was the fact there was a tie for first place between Kris "I only do the clockwise races" Fausnight and Bobby "I swear I'm not a sandbagger" Boham. Being that we've never had a tie we really didn't know what to do. We threw around some good, and not so good, ideas then somebody said let 'em chug for the win. Obviously there was no arm twisting necessary there. So they chose their poison from my cooler, we got the megaphone ready, and they proceeded to do their impression of a young man at Kappa Alpha rush week. Being that Kris's can was empty and Bobby had Miller Lite all over him, Kris got the win! Could you imagine if everything was settled that way?
Last, but certainly not least was my favorite, the beginner class. It's really good to see people step out of their comfort zone and give something new a try. Most of the beginner class is folks that have never raced and in some cases never ridden the trail. It's all in the name of fun, and fun was had. Jerry Murphy put it down once again and landed himself in third (must be that vintage dirt bike racing). There must be something in the water because Bob Kogel, Matt's dad, landed himself in second place as well. And then first place went to not only someone making their race debut, but also the youngest competitor. Josh Boham came out and cleaned house in the beginner class. Someone is definitely moving up to sport next year, maybe even expert if he keeps things up.
But the real highlight of the evening was not the racers with the fastest times or the ones with the best placing. This goes back to the idea of trying something new. My wife Kim had contemplated doing one of the CCTT's each time, but it never seemed to happen (probably because she was always helping set up or taking registration). While she was signing people up at race 4 she was going back and forth with the idea giving it a try. She pre-rode the course, she had all her gear with her, but the struggle continued. To back track a little we let the beginner and sport class go first this time. Kim was still torn, but it was too late to jump in as the group was finishing up. That is until Jeff G showed up. Jeff races the beginner class and was running behind schedule, or on time as we typically run the beginners last. So we told Jeff to hurry up, sign in, and run after the last expert racer goes off. So Kim signed him in, I gave him a number plate, and he was ready. Then like a phoenix rising through the flames, Kim throws down the pen, puts on her helmet, and says screw it I'm racing. At this point I was freaking out and trying to get her pumped up at the start. While my efforts may have been appreciated, as I look back I was probably doing more harm than good. Off she goes into what is becoming darkness. I know my wife well and I know she's not a fan of the woods at night. I'm hoping she makes it back out of the trail before the sun falls over the Canal Jungle. Almost 18.5 minutes later, Kim crosses the finish line, 1.5 minutes faster than her original goal. I asked her how it went and she said it was getting really dark, really quick and she was trying to keep the boogey man from getting her! She definitely earned a pat on the back for that one. I have a feeling Kim will be putting down the sign-up sheets and picking up her bike next year!

Kim Jordan gets out of the woods just in time!
8.08.2009
Canal Crown Time Trial Race #3
Dustin's boss, Mark M, came out for the race and ended up with first place in the Sport class. Not bad for not knowing the trail and pretty much being new to mtb'ing. Big Jim Culpepper made his race debut with a third place finish. Must have been that pre-race Red Bull! I swear you could feel the Earth shaking when he came down the stairs. Philip "J is for Genius" Roberson also made his debut and shattered his personal record! Becca Phelan represented things for the girls in the Sport class. She was able to beat out five other male racers times! On top of that, I think she wrecked like 3 times doing it!

Jimmy C blows up the trail with his aggressive riding style!!
So there were lots of first timers, lots of familiar faces, and lots of fun. This whole thing is going even better than dg and I had thought. I can't believe there's only one race to go in the series. If you haven't made it out, mark your calendar for August 27. Come out, kick up some dirt, and have fun!
7.24.2009
Canal Crown Race 2
Race 2 had everyone going in a clockwise fashion with an uphill finish straight up the middle of the stairs...As in dgaddis and I piled up a bunch of branches on the left side of the trail (definitely the easiest path) to force racers into the center of the stairs (definitely more challenging). Being that JT won last time we let him start first. Roughly 11 minutes later he started up the stairs, got about three-quarters of the way up, and came unclipped resulting in the first fall of the evening. Being that JT's a dang good rider, I immediately thought, maybe making them ride up the stairs was a bad idea...nah, what was I thinking, this is no time to be soft, it's an MTB Race?! After watching everyone kill themselves trying to ride up the stairs a few of the racers figured out they didn't have to ride the whole way and started running their bikes up to the turnaround. But no one matched Ross and his cyclocross style dismount, to run up. We were still talking about it the next day in disbelief. He was like a giant gazelle fleeing a close encounter with a cheetah!

The Crossboss, part man, part gazelle, seconds before the run-up.
The expert and sport class racing continued, everyone was having fun, and the beginners were the last racers of the evening. One of them was barely familiar with the trail, the other doesn't own a bike and has never ridden the trail. This could have gone really bad, but thankfully both did really well and neither of them came back to the finish bloody or bruised. It seemed like they had a lot of fun, despite having no idea what they were getting into. And that's the whole idea behind this race series.
F-U-N!
So dgaddis did some math, got everyone's times, and the victors were given their spoils. Third and second place received their trophies/beer shot glasses. First place for each class received a custom made trophy by myself...OK, so I just added some spice to the same 50 cent trophy everyone else got. Everyone was stoked on their winnings and we all hung out for a little race re-cap. Ah, yet another good time!

Now that's a trophy for the mantle! Look at that commercial style head. Perfect pour!
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